“Post-Iliad. Aeneas has escaped the destruction of Troy, but can he escape the weight of his own destiny? “Arma virumque cano…” Dido/Aeneas (one-sided), Aeneas/OC. INCOMPLETE.”
— Virgil, probably. (via camelionpoet)

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omganaleya:

when your friend brings up something embarrassing that you did
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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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phonestrumpet:

suricattus:

"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."

- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort

Accurate as fuck. 

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“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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