“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe”

tacoposey:

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via firlachiel)

larissafae:

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

I’m older than Toy Story and I still do this.

(via firlachiel)

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

image

(via firlachiel)

perhapsillbeabird:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I AM READY. 

(via a-wild-hiddlesaurous)

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT
doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

(via queerstiles)

karinastas:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
karinastas:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.